…which is apparently scheduled for August 22 folks. It seems that Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is perhaps planning an end of the world light show for that night because; quoting Princeton’s Bernard Lewis's op-ed piece in the wall street journal excerpted here: ‘it is by tradition, the night when many Muslims commemorate the night flight of the prophet Muhammad on the winged horse Buraq, first to 'the farthest mosque,' usually identified with Jerusalem, and then to heaven and back,".
Mark it on your calendars! This could be a real win-win… FINALLY something on which all religious fundamentalists can agree! Apocalyptic Craziness! Yay!
Here’s what I think… all the folks who believe their God is better than your God AND believe they are required by their God to kill any non-believers in their God should get a free ticket to Jerusalem on August 21st. All the people who just want to worship their own God in peace and don’t think they have to kill anybody to do so - should go far away from Jerusalem on August 21…
Then, if the end time in the form of a wacky little man made Armageddon comes down thanks to some seriously fanatical Iranian top dog type… well, cool… all the mean crazy people will be gone… to a happier place if you ask them, so works out for them and all the nice peaceful people of the world can go back to doing the kind of stuff we used to like doing before the world got so mean and crazy; see win-win!
Seriously simplistic I know, but I heard a very famous and important think tank type just last night say on CNN that these religious fundamentalist terrorists types were very simplistic… so I’m writing in a manner they can understand.
Go, sit, wait for your God to return, stop being such a**holes.
If your God really is the big bad – he doesn’t need your help anyway.
Ms. Aerie
1 comment:
Ms Areola,
Stop worrying so much...
Lee
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